“I’m sitting in a salad place . . . wiping my nose with a napkin that says Burger Bar and it’s all wonderful and horrible at the same time.”

“I’m sitting in a salad place . . . and I’m sobbing. And I don’t have my sunglasses.  And people are looking at me as I read my Kindle while wiping my nose with a napkin that says Burger Bar and it’s all wonderful and horrible at the same time.”

—Anonymous